Unleash your inner renegade with our "Free Thinker, Cheap Drinker, Total Chaos Bringer" dish towel! This 18” x 30” cotton compadre is tougher than a two-dollar steak and ready to tackle kitchen messes with a wink and a nod. Perfect for mopping up spills, drying dishes, or just slingin’ over your shoulder while you sip that budget brew and stir the pot—literally and figuratively. With its bold, in-your-face mantra, this towel’s for folks who think for themselves, drink what’s on sale, and ain’t afraid to kick up a little chaos. Ideal for the cowboy, the contrarian, or anyone who’d rather guzzle than grovel. Grab this dish towel and let the good times (and the dishes) roll!
Product features
- Hemmed edges for durability and longevity
- Vibrant colors that enhance your kitchen decor
- Choose between 100% cotton or 100% polyester options
- One-sided printing technology for a bold statement
- Lightweight design, perfect for everyday use
- Made and shipped in the USA
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
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18" × 30" |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
| Length, in |
30.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat
