Humorous Kitchen Tea Towel – "BEFORE YOU TOTALLY LOSE IT - REMEMBER - THERE IS NO WINE IN PRISON"

This lightweight kitchen towel carries a sly, grounded sense of humor—clean, minimal design with bold text tucked toward the lower edge. Made in either soft cotton twill or durable polyester, it feels at home on a farmhouse peg or modern towel bar. Use it for drying dishes, wiping counters, or leaving as a small, cheeky detail that makes your kitchen feel lived in. The hemmed edges and crisp printing keep the message readable wash after wash, while the one-sided layout keeps the back simple and tidy.

Product features
- Hemmed edges for enhanced durability and long life
- Vibrant, crisp printing with modern color reproduction
- Choice of 100% cotton twill (absorbent, lightweight) or 100% polyester (stretchy, durable)
- One-sided print at 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm) — lightweight and easy to hang
- Polyester uses sublimation; cotton twill printed with DTG for sharp, lasting text
- Made in the USA

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat